One guy who works in the customer service call center of a national pager
company. He deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager
operation, as well as the occasional crank caller demanding to be paged
less often, more often, or by more interesting people.

The best call came from a man who repeatedly complained that he keeps being
paged by "Lucille." He was instructed that he would have to call her and
tell her to stop paging him.

"She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said.

After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille
if she didn't leave a number.

"She leaves her name," was the reply.

After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light
bulb came on.
"How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked.

"L-O-W C-E-L-L."

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